Tuesday, November 20, 2007
I'M HEARTBROKEN - THAT PEOPLE FEEL THIS WAY... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY - YOU'RE CRACK TAKINNNNG
While Dizzee is 'apparently' dating that moany Victoria Beckham wannabe and running away from grime he's also modelling for Wonderbra. What next a grime record?
In other exaggerated news Dizzee was also on Rinse FM with Dirtee Stank's oldest signings Newham Generals. Will there ever be a release from possibly the worst hospital in England? Let alone a decent Album? Please let me know and send me an email at email@example.com - Listen in on his Rinse set here
I'm making my own tshirts. 'F*CK BASSLINE'
Another year, another craze, another phaze.
I've been feeling physically sick, not only when I turn on the TV do I see DJ CAMEO (AG - AFTER GRIME) spinning T2 on his 1Xtra advert. I step on to public transport and there's kids from 12 to 55 year olds playing it out of their phones. EARPHONES PEOPLE - PUT THEM ON YOUR XMAS LIST. Then I switch on Radio 1, (where grime is more common than a pigeon underwater, skanking out to 'Switching Songs Pt2' while in a debate about the UK Underground music scene with an oyster) and T2 is literally played at least every hour. Don't get me started on Choice and Capital. If I wanted to hear a pathetic example of speed garage and vocals that make all the grime singers sound like Whitney, I'd smoke crack for a month with Dolly Pardon's Greatest Hit's being remixed in under David Beddingfield's - I Gotta Get Through This (Which is what I sing every time I hear speed garage, I mean Niche, I mean Bassline).
Been trying to find a player for my favourite Bashy - Black boys remix, couldn't so I stole this. Thank you. Take a listen to Ghetto, Scorcher and Wretch. It took me a very long time to talk to every person to let me put this up. Then just as I press the publish button I get the press release for this remix. (It's a PAR).
Bashy - Black Boys Remix (Wretch, Scorcher and Ghetto)
Also for my long absence (let's be real grime's been very quiet) download the legendary dubs from Wiley Vs Goodz.
I've been going through some strange phase of being addicted to Lauren Mason's new track. www.myspace.com/laurenmason1 (Check out - Look out for me)
'NOT GETTING PAID......'
'DOING GRIME ALL THE TIME AND GETTING CUSSED ON RWD'
I feel sorry for 'J'.
Oh yeah Scorcher is in Pen for the next 6months.
and no he didn't hit a woman.
When you come out Scorch, bring them fire greezy bars back.
We miss them.
What do you all want for Xmas?
Dad if you're reading could I have my Porsche in yellow please.
Posted by Hyperfrank at 11:11 PM